Max Challenge: Baby Food Challenge

How’s it going everybody. A lot of you have been hitting me up on Twitter and Facebookabout doing challenges like the cinnamon challenge. I’ve actually already successfully completedthe cinnamon challenge so fuck yourself. Today I thought I would do the baby food challengewhich I am super pumped about and by super pumped I mean zero pumped I fucking hate eatingstuff that I don’t like. I’m really picky with my food anyway I don’t like fish, orcheese, or chocolate or like dessert really I don’t like any desserts. I like italiansandwiches actually I eat tunafish I eat canned tunafish sandwiches all the time but otherthan that no fish it’s gross. Anyway the idea is I’m going to blindfold myself, taste somefood and try to identify what the fucking flavor is we’ll see what happens. Sidebarif you really want a good effective blindfold you take a T shirt like this hold one cornerand then the other corner, spin it around, and you can really blindfold yourself. I sometimesdo this when I’m sleeping but don’t tell anybody. And a lot of people tell I look like a terrorist,I happen to think I look like more of a pirate. Yea here we go. Ready? That’s pretty good. What is that applesauce? Yea that was good. Apple blueberry? Ooo manzanas y arrandanos. Yea that was fine. I don’t know what these fucking babies are complaining about. So Igot that one right. Kind of you said it was applesauce. Well fuck yourself I got halfI’m counting it one for one I said applesauce it was apples and blueberries whatever. Herewe go number two oh my god what the fuck is ah come on oh god what the fuck was that?oh god. Oh my god chicken noodle. That literally tasted like throw up. I thought this was gonnabe fine ok jesus that was awful. Alright hand? It’s great when the guy handing you the fuckingbaby food starts laughing to himself. Oh this smells fuck is this is fucking dog food isn’tit. Is it cat food? Nope. It’s cat food Jon. No it’s not. Ok. Your mistake was smellingit at all before putting git in you mouth. What a foolish mistake I made. Oh god. Ohwhat the fuck is this? It’s fucking dog it’s dog food it’s gotta be fucking dog food. Ohgod. What was that it wasn’t dog food? Chicken and Chicken gravy. Dear babies ah one dayit gets better one day you’ll graduate to buffalo wings, it’s not all chicken and chickengravy. I honestly thought that was dog food. OH my god what the fuck? Is it peas? Nope. Carrots. Yup. Gotta be carrots. Oh god it’s even worse going down. Carrots, zanahorias. It wasn’t that bad I was still just so scared of that chicken and chicken gravy. Chickennoodle was the worst cuz it was chunkier, there was like bits of junk I don’t fuckingknow. Feelin good, cruising now. Applesauce. Nailed it. Really? Yup. Cinnamonooo motts. Crushing this. Applesauce bitch. Alright. What. What is. What the fuck wasthat? Squash. That was brutal. Squash was bad. I think chicken soup is still the worst. It’s Jello. Jello guaranteed snack pack! Here we go. This is the same fucking one youdick isn’t it fuck! Nope. It’s more chicken then chicken fuckin how do they eat this dogfood? I can’t even swallow my own breath. Come on. The fuck was that is it more chickenand chicken gravy? Ham and ham gravy of fucking course it was. Is this blended ham? This isgross it like. Ingredients: ham water. It is it’s pureed. Fucking ham man it’s justugh. Blended ham are you out of your fucking mind?What the fuck. Is this sour creme? You cocksucker. It’s not sour creme. I mean its ok but likebut like it hurts my tongue. Alright what the fuck is it? Greek yogurt? That’s fuckinggross, as I fucking eat more of it. This is fucking gross like I can’t believebabies have to eat this shit. “They don’t know the difference though it’s just it’sjust food you know?” Well we do. What the. I’m going to say ah apple pie. It’sbananas. Ooo good aftertaste though. Bananas, Bananas. Ok oh no. Mixed vegetables and beef a nutritious dinner. Nutrition for babies five grams ofprotein? Good lord that is horrible. This is so gross this is like the grossest thingI’ve ever had these two hands down Gerber I love you buddy you’re killing me with thebaby food here. Like it burns oh god. Alright let’s keep going. Huh it’s spicy,is this fucking mustard? It’s mustard, obviously. Cocksucker. Mustard. Oh god that was tough. Yea so if your baby is a growing boy feed him fucking 100% mustard. Better than chickennoodle nutritious dinner or fuckin beef puree or whatever the fuck that other shit was hamand ham gravy oh god. What the, hot, is that fucking hot sauce?Oh my god it went up my nose, oh what do I do. Oh I like snotted it. Alright well ahmoral of the story is if you’re going to try this make sure you can trust your friendswhich I fucking can’t obviously. I hope something I don’t know whatever dude fuck it I’m done. 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